Screw the Surgeon General!

When I got an email from Yahoo Geocities that, starting in October, they'll no longer be offering their free website builder, I downloaded all of the image files I've posted there over the years. As I trolled through them, I uncovered images I'd all but forgotten. So, in the interest of wackiness, I'll be posting some of them here and there.

This little photo comic strip came together when my Swedish buddy Mike Hill of Badmouth was in the States a few years back.



Screw the Surgeon General, you've just gotten the real warning about cigarettes.

The Epic of BIO-WULF!

For years, I've played around with the idea of a "wide-screen" comic. It finally happened awhile back with "Salem, AZ," a book I'm working on with my good friend Nik Havert of Pickle Press and artist-in-arms Bill "Inkslinger" Wilkison (both of whom you can find links to on your right). It proved to be not only an artistic challenge for myself, but a publishing challenge for Nik. Nik's challenges are hopefully at an end with the first issue, which has had so many problems I believe the book to be cursed. But my motto has always been "Nothing worth having ever came without a fight."

My first attempt at "wide-screen" was an online comic I did a preview for several years ago now called "The Epic of Bio-Wolf." My Sweedish friend Mike of the rock band Badmouth, back in 2001, asked me to make him into a super hero. "The world just needs more heroes," he told me. This was just a few months after 9-11 and he, like the rest of the world, was feeling a bit defeated. So, Bio-Wulf was born. Here, for the hell of it if nothing else, is that preview...

July Game Night Update!

A man's home is his battlefield*, even when he's dead and especially when he's a super villain. This past weekend marked the second full-fledged game night of my as-of-yet unnamed super hero role-playing game. It was the biggest turn out of players I've had under one roof in quite sometime. It was me and my imagination against five of my friends; "Machine" Mike Indovina, Marc, Guy, Zander and James. I was beginning to think I was having a panic attack at the last minute because of it, but my wife reminded me that the headache pill I'd taken was loaded with caffeine, which accounted for all my symptoms. That settled, it was game on!

While laying low in a cheap motel, licking their wounds from their first attempt at going straight, Stinger, Thermo & Big Horn (the last two still haven't picked names for themselves) meet two other like-minded erstwhile villains, Boogeyman & Magnetron ("Magnetron" also just the name I'm using for now).


Magnetron (pictured above, below Boogeyman)told the others about a secret headquarters once used by the recently deceased Mechanic. The Mechanic, who apparently died in an explosion in a recent run-in with Goldenhawk & Black Falcon, was an inventor for the notorious Mr. Big, the city's crime boss. With the Mechanic out of the way, his secret lair might make the perfect hide-out and supply them with enough raw material to make repairs and modifications to their weapons and equipment. So, the group set out that night to find the deceased Mechanic's former headquarters. It turns out the rumors were true. The would-be heroes found a small but elaborate lair hidden under an abandon, boarded-up gas station a few miles outside of the city on a lonely stretch of highway.

A few minutes into investigating what appeared to be a rather swingin' bachelor pad under the old gas station, the team came upon a large swimming pool and in a scene right out of "Fast Times at Ridgemont High," they watched a rather stacked, statuesque redhead climb out of the pool. To their shock (not quiet like that of Judge Rienhold) they were not only spotted, but recognized her as Acetylene of Damage Inc., one of the city's more heavy-hitting team of super villains.

It was during the fray against the musclebound, flame-throwing redhead that the rest of her teammates, Hammer, Slammer & Destroyer showed up.



In a battle that nearly wrecked the place, Boogeyman tossed a razor bat that short circuited Acetylene's bionic, flame-throwing arm, Magnetron used his megnetic powers to trap Slammer underwater until the bubbles stopped coming up, Stinger accidentally killed Hammer, Thermo shot off more ice bullets than the assassin in "Three Days of the Condor," and Big Horn finally managed to hit somebody.

If that weren't enough for one day, after the fray, the lair was beset upon by a company of S.W.O.R.D. operatives headed up by Goldenhawk & Black Falcon.

S.W.O.R.D. is a counter-terrorist organization specializing in the apprehension of super villains. The organization had heard a rumor that Damage Inc., who had just committed a major bank robbery, were using the seemingly abandoned lair as a hide-out. As it turned out, Acetylene, though a member of the red-meat-for-breakfast team of super villains, had a soft heart and she and the deceased Mechanic were an item prior to his death.

After a brief explanation from the wanna-be do-gooders as to their involvement in the night's festivities, Goldenhawk made them an unofficial offer. They could keep the headquarters and its contents and S.W.O.R.D. will keep its location a secret, if the team will act as undercover S.W.O.R.D. agents when needed. As a reward, S.W.O.R.D. would make their criminal records disappear. The burgeoning crime busters agreed and Boogeyman initiated a "hands in."

And now for the truly incriminating images...

When yours truly, the "Evil GM" (not to be confused with my blogger buddy The Evil DM) speaks, it pays to listen...

"Machine" Mike (aka Boogeyman) lookin' thoughtful in sunglasses from the Brett Somers collection...

Marc (aka Stinger) rests in preparation for the game...

Birthday girl Brandi showed up and to my amazement, stuck around for a while. I'm guessing it was for the beer and not the gaggle of dorks sitting around the table rolling dice...

Zander & Milkdud (aka Big Horn & Thermo) are our youngest players. Yes, we old gamers do our part in corrupting today's youth...

Sweet G (aka Magnetron) cheeses it up for the camera...

And just one more incriminating shot of Marc to bring this blog post to a close.


* With apologies and props to Invincible Iron-Man #127...

The Future is Now!

Everything I ever learned about writing, I learned from reading men's adventure books. Along with the SOBs, there was another great series. The Zone! The series, masterfully written by British author James Rouch, took place in an alternative near future where the Berlin Wall did not fall. Instead the cold war suffered a meltdown. A war across Europe imploded, concentrating itself in a great contaminated swathe of no-mans land slashed across the continent. Imagine if "Kelley's Heroes" was written and directed by Sam Rami and you'd have "The Zone." Given the original publishing date of the books, I think it's safe to say that Rouch's "near future" was now and the "alternative near future" is a more recent re-imagining. I've discovered, much to my delight, that along with there being a role-playing game based on the series, Rouch recently wrote a TENTH book in the series that is available on CD, so Santa, if you're listening, you know what to bring me for Christmas.