Tuesday, February 02, 2010

The other night, my wife and I were watching "The Unborn" and I found it so bad that it reminded me that it was about time for another review. Don't worry, I won't be reviewing "The Unborn." Instead I present to you the 1971 Italian T&A treat "The Devil's Nightmare."

The movie begins at the end of World War II where a Nazi baron has to kill his newborn daughter while, thanks to some grainy stock footage, the Allied Forces pound the shit out of Berlin. The murder scene is brutal and comical at the same time as it appears the baron mistakenly stabs a baby doll. The baron's wife subsequently died in child birth.

Flash forward to "the present," at least the 1971 version of it, a bus with seven passengers takes refuge from the night in the baron's castle. When the bus driver asks this weird guy along the road for directions to any nearby inn, he directs them to the castle where the baron has been known to take in guests.

Like any bunch of dumb tourists would, they listen to the creepy guy's advice and find themselves at the castle door.

The tourists, including two 1970s hot Italian chicks and a "seminarian" (as he calls himself) are symbolically the Seven Deadly Sins and each fall victim to a scarlet-haired succubus played by the vampy Erika Blanc haunting the castle.

The death scenes are silly and the only one even remotely gruesome is the scene where the bus driver (Gluttony) eats himself to death. There's also a sex scene between the two 1970s hot Italian chicks that is right up there with the stuff you see today on late night Cinemax.

I won't ruin how it ends, but (SPOILER ALERT) it isn't called "The Devil's Nightmare" for no good reason. Suffice it to say, it has something to do with the baron's past, the weird guy along the road and the "seminarian."

The only problem I had with this movie was the dialogue. Translated from Italian, it just seemed a bit stiff and did little more than carry the plot along. The best example is during a passionate love scene between two characters, one of whom is one of the two 1970s hot Italian chicks who apparently plays for both teams. The 1970s hot Italian girl says, "Do you like the way I kiss?" and the overly-hairy 1970s Italian stud replies, "Yes. I love your mouth."

I love Italian horror movies, particularly those of the 1960s and '70s and "The Devil's Nightmare" is no exception. I give it two out of four quarters minus about a dime. The movie plays out like a horror comic of the era, has some pretty creepy music, takes place in a cool castle haunted by a sexy succubus and has a few soft-core sex moments. I can forgive a lot if you throw in some 1970s hot Itailan chicks.


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The Empress said...

I found your blog by clicking on the "next blog" button and was pleased to have done so. Your reviews are interesting and I definitely want to check out the vampire movie.

Have a great day!


Nessuno said...

hello, I am a student of Italian cinema, I really appreciate your blog is very well done and interesting!

insert a post soon on Italian cinema of the 60s and 70s, the so-called Italian comedy with Alberto Sordi, Vittorio Gassman, Mastroianni, and many others

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